If you have insulted my girl...

We were on our pre-pre Halloween party! With these folks, my classmates, once-hated pub area 'Northgate' become fun. I feel like I am back in my Kolkata days...where no fear...just rule the road...rule the club..and no rule. Yess! Here comes the rowdy prince of Kolkata. We solved all our illegal problem with just bribe. Yes! It's true. I never cared about police; and nobody ever dared to challenge me in my life ever or I would say that I never let it happen. If you are polite, I am. Believe me, I really have a split character.

Cut those crap. I am a coward like you! Here is your story.
2:30 AM; Northgate; on college main road; just at the road blocked area. We met up after all our crazy pub hopping. It's time to pick up girls. Take it easy; that's not my biz. Unlike my american friends, I talk to girls, pick up their no but I never used those no for anything! May be it's my freakishness! At around 3AM, we saw one girl and she was just wearing a micro mini skirt and tiny tank top with her wide pierced belly button open to public. She was with her boyfriend. To be honest, I was little bit tipsy and we all decide to tease her! She was looking just like a porno star. Suddenly, my friend went to her and said that all my friends were saying that you have 'beautiful' belly button. She was trying to show off. and trying to express that I am the sexiest bitch over here. I don't know what the crap my friend was telling to her but she started saying 'Thank You' to all of us. LOL. It was funny. It was our turn. Me and my friend laughed out loud saying, "for what?".
She was damn fvcking embarrassed. Yes We wanted to make her feel that. Then my friend called my other friend back and just started talking trash about the bitch over there. "A bitch should never be called beautiful. Come on, she is not our standard.", I can hear these even that bitch was properly able to hear that.

She went so mad. OMG! She went so fvcking mad. We were still laughing.
Her boyfriend came to beat us up! LOL! we laughed out again. I confronted him with bold face, "We were talking to each other...not to you Ahole."
He was so mad, "What did you say?"
"Nothing. just prised you and your ability."
He was so fvcking mad. He was really wanted to punch me on my face. Honestly, from my experience I can tell if someone has real guts! I was not afraid at all. I knew that nothing was about to happen! I acted so cool.
His insulted girlfriend grabbed him and pulled him to walk away from there. "Let's go. These are crap. Let's not talk talk to them.", she was annoyed, pissed off and insulted like a cornered cat. Believe me, I watche her face and I was laughing inside and her face did not make me angry at all. She was seeking help and no one was there to help her. I thought in my mind that it's your punishment to be half-naked and being on the street. Although I am no one to punish her but she kind of provoked us to do this shit.
I looked into our friend's face and they started smiling. That guy become a big joke!
His another friend appeared saying, "Do you know that guy is my brother in MMA?"
 My friend appeared behind me saying, "Do you know in India they do Free-style wrestling?"
I was so fvcking happy! I went in between these guys; pushed them back putting my hand over their chest, "peace..buddy...peace. No more talk here."
People were all gathered over us. Bar tenders from the nearest bar came by.


It was so cool. I was feeling like....Yess! I am in my kingdom, Kolkata...I am back in days of motorbikes!


While I was coming home, I thought about the poor guy! I laughed inside my mind.
Ohh! That's for sure that my girlfriend will never be dressed up like a bitch. But if someday if she does, honestly, if you have insulted my girl....no matter who you are, Holyfield or Md. Ali, may be I will  be bleeding. I will make you bleed from you nose.